Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fall 2010 Now Available

Stories:
"...When the Devil Drives" by Zach Black
"A Halloween Treat" by Harold Kempka
"Q & A" by Brian Rowe
"Buyer Beware" by M.C. Brody

Poetry:
"The Sacrifice" by J.C. Crumpton
"Serenading Sister Death" by Joseph Rodgers

Artwork:
"Susannah Martin, Hanged, July 19, 1692" Shane R. Toogood

Features:

"Terror Through Time: Horror Elements in The Legend of Zelda" by Tim Yockey
"Geek Love: A Book Review" by Kris Fossett
Movie Spotlights by Shane R. Toogood (see trailers below)


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Scream 4 Trailer:



Child's Eye 3D Trailer:

Kickass Trailers: "ThanksKilling"


"There's no such thing as an evil turkey..." Or is there?

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Geek Love: A Book Review (An Excerpt)

Like the Binewski's Carnival Fabulon, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn disturbs, shocks, and revolts. This is the story of the Binewski family, a family of purposely made freaks, told from Olympia's perspective, bouncing between her childhood in the traveling show to her adult life where she trails her grown-up daughter who isn't aware of her existence. Her daughter, Miranda, has a curly, foot-long tail.

Despite their appearances, the shocks and chills do not come from the Binewski children, except for the murdering, manipulative Arturo. Rather, it's the so-called "normal" people that make the reader gasp and cringe. While growing up in the carnival, Arty acquires a massive cult following. Known as Arturism, these people chop their limbs off, once piece at a time, until nothing but a torso remains. The limbs are then fed to the carnival tigers. As grown Olympia stalks her daughter, she meets Mary T. Lick, a wealthy woman interested in deformities. Eventually, Mary tells Olympia a secret: she pays attractive woman big money to mutilate themselves, like burning their skin away, sewing their vaginas shut, or removing their breasts.

While Dunn's descriptions are creepy, spot-on and poetic, this novel is far from perfect.

To read the rest of this review and discover why Kris Fossett thinks this novel is far from perfect, download Tainted Tea's Fall 2010 issue from Lulu. Click on the button below.

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Terror Through Time: Horror Elements in The Legend of Zelda by Tim Yockey (An Excerpt)

Death Mountain has exploded, erupting as a volcano and burning the skies with its ash. Even the once beautiful plains connecting the various locations of this world are occupied by ghosts during the day and werewolves by night.

Ganondorf, the fiendish wizard, has stricken his rivals with malaise to prevent them from rising up against him,: freezing one town in ice and capturing another town’s population to sacrifice to a hungry dragon that dwells inside Death Mountain’s volcanic depths. The remaining remnants of human civilization have flocked to a small village nearby, waiting for a hero to come save them. A young man named Link just happens to be the answer to their prayers.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time...is an open-world, 3D adventure compared to its lineage of top down dungeon crawling. The contrast between a gloomy yet beautiful childhood and a twisted, corrupted shell of its former glory as an adult made for a compelling reason to take down the dastardly Ganondorf and free the kingdom of Hyrule from his tyrannical grip.

The Great Deku Tree has gone barking mad.

Zelda gives a fright in a more non-traditional manner. One of my favorite moments is when the player is deep in a dungeon, slaying monsters like it’s their job (which it is, actually) and solving frustrating puzzles.

Link enters a seemingly empty room when a shadow emerges underneath him. Not knowing why, the shadow appears to be shrinking until a giant, disembodied hand plucks our intrepid adventurer from the ceiling and takes him back to the beginning of the lair, having to face all that the dungeon has to offer once more.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Top Five Favorite Horror Films by Shane

When it comes to something or someone we love it can be hard to choose sides or pick favorites. My sister has five kids--identical twins on the way--and we know that it would not only be difficult, but absurd to pick favorites. So when I decided to compile this list of my favorite horror films weeks ago the list gradually got bigger. I'll just write a Top 10 List, I thought. But my expectations failed when ten turned to eleven which turned to twelve to thirteen, etc. Then I realized that my tastes constantly change. Years ago one of my favorite horror films was Slugs in which these gigantic slugs devour people (one scene shows a woman eating one of the creatures in her salad by accident, but it still managed to kill her), now I realize, as horror has evolved so have my tastes. Below are some of the horror films that have stuck with me and I'm not sick of 'em yet:

5. The Blair Witch Project
Terror arises from the mass hysteria of the three filmmakers: is the Blair Witch real or is the audience witnessing three college-aged documentarians going insane as they believe the folklore? 




4. Trick 'r Treat
Smartly written and visually orgasmic, writer-director Michael Dougherty weaves together a new classic in his debut.

3. The Candyman
Based on Clive Barker's short story "The Forbidden," this contemporary urban legend is accentuated by Philip Glass' haunting music box score and the raw direction of Bernard Rose.
*Spoiler Alert*


2. Scream
Like great literature,Wes Craven makes reference to pop culture and other great horror movies in his hit Scream. The film redefined the slasher flick and in doing so spawned one of the greatest horror franchises since Halloween and Friday the 13th. Craven plays with the human psyche combining suspense and humor.


1. Halloween
This Hitchcockian slasher combines the essence of Halloween and suspense with harrowing darkness that symbolizes impending doom, smooth camera moves and no gore or cheap gimmicks (save for the occasional heightened music).


Others worth mentioning: Carrie, Drag Me to Hell, Dead Snow, The Exorcist, Grace, Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist, Parents, Psycho, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, The Wolf Man, Zombieland.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Coming Soon...Fall 2010!

Featuring...
The Sacrifice by J.C. Crumpton
My Best Side by Simon Walsgrove
A Halloween Treat by Harold Kempka
Serenading Sister Death by Joseph Rodgers
Q & A by Brian Rowe
...When the Devil Drives by Zach Black
Buyer Beware by M.C. Brody
Susannah Martin, Hanged, July 19, 1692 by Shane R. Toogood

Plus features by Tim Yockey, Kris Fossett, and Shane R. Toogood

This issue will be available for download later this week. Come celebrate one year with us. And if you can't wait for this issue, don't forget to download our first issue for free from our Web site.

Read an excerpt from Brian Rowe's story here.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Kickass Trailers: "Scream 4"


Ghostface is back this April!

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